sylvester stallone, you softie!

i haven't blogged in so long! to whoever may be reading this, that is no one, i apologize if there are a few typos because i have a bandaid on my left thumb which therefore makes it a little tough to type. whateva. i'm watching this strange, sappy movie called "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot" yes, i swear that is the actual name of it. sylvester stallone stars as tough guy cop but then his mom (played by estelle getty. for those of you who aren't on the up and up of your actresses over 75, she's the mom from the golden girls! i love that rambunctious old tramp.) anyway, his mother, who is the typical get-in-the-way shows baby pictures to your friends, annoys and nit picks your every move old mom, and she annoys the crap out of him. but she winds up helping him in his cop job by buying him a new gun or something and witnessing a murder and helping some guy not commit suicide. you can see that all she really wants is the best for "joey" (stallone) but he doesn't appreciate her cute fiestyness. i'm pretty sure this movie will end happily with lots of hugs and i love yous and tears. or maybe there will be an uncertain turn of events in which mommy is actually a psychopath and is out to kill her son in order to take his fortune. just kidding, he doesn't have a fortune. oh, i just heard her say her name is Tootie. well, isn't that just the topping on the old lady cake. i had no idea sylvester would be in such a sappy movie. i guess it's along the same lines of arnold schwarzenegger being in that kindergarten cop movie. wait, was that even him? whaever he was definitely in one of those cutesy movies. i guess all those tough guys have their sappy sides. OH! now sylvester is carrying his mom on his back through a building that's falling apart. hahahaha WHY AM I WATCHING THIS?! i wonder why this phenomenal piece of film didn't win an oscar. omg. estelle is about to shoot. oh. oh. sylvester just said, "stop! or my mom will shoot!" aahhh there's the title, folks! wow. incredible. "me and my mother cracked this case wide open." wow, sylvester, keep those lines coming. is this supposed to numb my brain into nothing? i think so. ope, sylvester's MOM sent his girl roses, and she found out, and his girl PUNCHED him. ooooooooooooo. poor sylvie. (that's my nickname for him now.) ugh ok now he's yelling at his mom, making rules for her, blah blah blah. and she'll probably get sad eventually and he'll apologize and learn to appreciate her. the one thing that amazes me most about this movie is that sylvester is not slurring his words and is speaking completely clearly in full sentences with a wide range of vocabulary. for some reason, whenever i think of sylvie i think of just a mumbling, sweaty guy who can't form sentences. alright this movie is so predictable i have to change it. oh my god. the remote isn't working. if i have to watch one more second of this movie i might fall over and crack my laptop screen again. oh ok i got it to work. now dinner: impossible is on. but i'm gonna end this bloggy blog-o now. i have work at the wonderful uncle giuseppe's at 10! woohoooo i can't wait to give people chocolate covered shit and overpriced gelato. bye babies!