alrighty, this is my first sober blog in like 4 days! amazing, huh?! HA. anyway, i have a very, very large amount of work/studying to do, but instead i am pointlessly writing about random shit in a little box. omg. wait. i can change the font and stuff?!!!
RED!!! ARIAL BLUE! LARGEST FONT, PURPLE, VERDANA. okay i'm gonna keep it at normal size font, verdana, in this nice lavender color. wait, i feel like it's too big. k is that better? no. black, normal size font, verdana. kay this'll work. lalalalala i have nothing really important to say right now. maybe i'll talk in the voices that are inside my head. kay voice number 1: "JESSICA LYN ISABELLA DEGONZAGUE.DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK. WRITE YOUR STUPID, EASY, ONE PAGE BIO PAPER ON STUPID INVASIVE SPECIES. WRITE ABOUT PESTICIDE SPRAY, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. NOBODY CARES, ANYWAY CRAZY CROW BIO TEACHER. BUT ACTUALLY I FIND HER QUITE ENTERTAINING. NOW THE VOICE IS JUST YELLING BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN CAPS. YELLING ABOUT NOTHING."voice number 2: "homework sucks. don't do it. quit school and become a circus freak. do you really want to be a teacher? eh, you can do without it. just live off of your charisma. you'll get a job in a pet store or some bullshit like that, and just play with puppies all day and live in a one-room apartment and have birds for pets and it'll be all colorful. kind of like in along came polly? her apartment, that's what yours will look like."
voice number 3: "you're a fucking idiot. you know you're gonna do your work, eventually. just fucking do it already. shit."
okay enough of that. bye babies. (that was for you, amanda.)
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