don't be a little bitch with your chit chat

so, this weekend my lovely sister michelle came to visit! we saw john mayer who was amazing, as expected. his songs are just little hearts on top of my heart. haha. but seriously, they are. anyway, so that was friday night. saturday we went to a party! finally! i seriously SERIOUSLY doubt that my parents will ever read this, so i'll just say at the party we did NOT have beer and we when we got back we did NOT have smirnoff and we did NOT get somewhat intoxicated. anyway. so i'll get to the meat of the story: mish flushed her phone down the effing industrial toilet. yep! her whole phone! seriously, if you flushed hard enough those things could probably flush a small puppy. i know that's terrible. just imagine the little puppy eyes...but i'm thinking the puppy wouldn't die. he would take a leisurely ride into sewers of hempstead, land softly on his fuzzy paws and make friends with the rats and beetles. they would start an adorable creepy animal family. their activities would include: tennis with rackets made of sticks glued together with mold and balls made of old hair and mud. also family game night would be who could last the longest without contracting hepatitis. anyway, enough about cute sewer animal families. so mish's phone is bye-bye, probably floating somewhere near indonesia at this very moment. she was scared as crap to tell my parents, and all they did was laugh at her and tell her how stupid that was. needless to say she was relieved. but we had fun, despite that small glitch. so right now we're watching this show called my life as liz. it's this show about this girl liz who documents her sad life as a teenager in high school being "different" than everyone else. it's supposed to be seen as like a reality show but they're actually acting. they're not very good at it either. she's supposed to be super edgy because she uses words like "bad assery" and wears cool t-shirts and bright red lipstick and doesn't believe in going to prom. it's kind of like juno except i liked juno. this is like take juno, leave out the pregnancy, add some bad actors, and take out the funny parts. and make the main girl super annoying. at the beginning of each show she writes a little thing like, "the people in this show are all real, at least according to me, this is my life." blah blah blah. then before she signs off she goes, "love and rockets, liz." she has to add the "and rockets" because she is EDGY and too different to be cool. she personally annoys me. however, the show is on after the buried life and weirdly enough, no matter how much we say we hate it, we wind up somehow being drawn to it and watching it. alright i guess that's all for now.
love and rockets,
go fuck yourself.
no i'm just kidding that was harsh. here's a heart to soothe that snappy remark: <3
bye babies.