rice pudding and p. diddy

so my sister and i just had a very interesting conversation. we had ke$ha's tiK toK in our heads. might i add, ke$ha, i love that you have a $ as the "s" in your name. it helps to remind us all how poor we are in comparison to you, who got rich off of a song about being a slut. <3 anyway, we were singing the line , "wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy" and i said to michelle, jokingly, "this morning i didn't feel like p.diddy when i woke up, is that bad?" to which she responded, in a genuinely concerned tone, "YEAH!" then we died down on that topic for a while while i contemplated if my life will work out okay if i don't wake up every morning feeling like p. diddy. later on, the catchy song sprang up into our heads yet again, so i said, "wait, what does it even mean to wake up feelin' like p. diddy?" to which michelle responded, again, with complete seriousness, "DUH. you feel like a fuckin' a star MAJOR." i know, it makes no sense to me either. but it fits with the song, doesn't it? then, our conversation moved on to rice pudding and how much it disgusts us. it was on food network. surprisingly enough we didn't come up with this topic on our own. we just don't understand how pudding with tiny, semi-crunchy lumps is appealing. michelle pondered aloud who would ever think of making it. we think it was accident. some innocent chef was making vanilla pudding, and then somehow, a huge vat of white rice was dumped in. probably by the evil troll who lived in the microwave. the chef saw that there were white lumps floating in his pudding, and he saw his evil troll holding the empty bowl of rice and staring menacingly at him, so he was too scared to fix it. he served it to his customer, and the customer was like, "is there RICE in here?" and the chef just ran away full of fear and shame. then, the evil troll hypnotized people to actually enjoy this weird combination, and that's how rice pudding was born. okay so i just added in our troll theory now without michelle's knowledge but that's too damn bad. only an evil troll would think of mixing rice with pudding. ONLY AN EVIL TROLL. that's all for now.
bye babies