i'm watching yes man.

this movie is alright, i guess. the best part is when he sings jumper to the guy who's about to jump off the building. i'm not sure why, but i just like that part a lot. it's entertaining. but the rest of the movie isn't too bad. whatevs. eh. i'm changing it. spanish movie. mehr. some weird thing. next. new york life. commercial. new york life. the company, you keep. MEHR. oh jesus the old man who looks like santa with the poor kids. noooo please don't make me call and donate 10 cents a day. gosh it's such a guilt trip in a bottle. changing. sorry santa and 7 year old isaac! recycling informercial? next. oh that stupid diet dr. pepper commercial with the easter bunny and santa and shit. the animation in that commercial makes me uncomfortable. okay there's officially nothing on. let's try tbs. most of the time there's something semi-entertaining to pretty gosh darn entertaining on there. oh good. it's fucking george lopez. i'm sorry to anyone who thinks this man's talk show is actually good, but in my opinion it sucks monkey ass. he's not even funny. i guess his tan skin and his slight to mild spanish accent is what attracts people to him. but seriously, no dude. and i don't understand where he came from. to quote jersey shore, he just came right "OUTTA THE WOOD WORK" and all of a sudden he's everywhere! the george lopez show is constantly on (meaning his sitcom) then he has george lopez, the talk show that's on at like 2 am. actually, both are on at like 2 am. every night. on either tbs or nickelodeon. i think that says something about the quality of the shows. oh wait i'm sorry. the late night talk show is called "lopez tonight." CLEVER. please read the following in a mexican accent: "see, we couldn't name my talk-a-show "the george lopez show" because it would be too much-a-like my SITCOM-a-show! so we named it "LOPEZ TONIGHT" because i'm on at night! and my name is george LOPEZ! HA! HA! HA!" please, dude, stop. talking. wait, was he the one that was on that chips show in like the 70's? or was that someone else? why do i care? i don't. whatever, i guess mexicans get a kick out of him so i guess i'll allow him to stay on earth. but he just bugs me. i guess it's a mexican thing. now some movie with john cusack is on. i think he's probably one of my favorite actors. but i'm not sure what movie this is. it's a christmas flick. oh wait, it might be that movie "the weather man." maybe not though. i truly have no idea. i loved him in "say anything." god, what a good freakin movie! why can't that be on? dammit. okay this movie is weird. he's in a strip club? i don't effing know. i'm gonna stop now. hope you enjoyed reading my narrations of terrible late night tv. seriously, the tv hierarchy needs to start learning that a lot of people like to watch quality tv at 3 am. this shit isn't cutting it.

bye babies.